**Stolen (And I don't think its funny either)
This outrageous act of arrogance on the part of Nigerian doctors has become nothing short of discriminatory against other medical workers and downright sickening.
We must not allow such nonsense to continue, so to that effect we the Action for Fellowship for Orderlies, Accountants and nurses union. (AFO ANU) and Other Koncerned Paramedics Organisation (OKPO), have come up with the following demands in the following sectors....
A) All cabin crew should be allowed to fly the aircrafts in Nigeria
B) Henceforth, gatemen are eligible to be appointed as chief of defence staff
C) That the midwives should be allowed to perform C/S on any relative of the federal executive council that might require this surgery
D) That henceforth, that any super eagles' supporter who has watched up to 5 games live should become the chief coach and be entitled to all allowances.
E) That the patent medicine dealer should be eligible to be appointed chief pharmacist.
F) That any orderly who has spent at least one year equivalent of post basic nursing training in a specialized ward be referred to as specialist and be paid specialist allowance. Afterall, the auxilliary nurses have being enjoying all the entitlements of the B.Sc nurses since the Gowon's regime.
G) That driving license shall be granted those who have ever played Need for speed past the first stage.
H) That the appointment to the office of the chief judge of the federation and minister of justice shall not be limited to LLB holder, but open to all staff in the ministry of justice. Afterall, all of us don judge case at one point or the other in our lifetime.
I) Morticians and people who wash corpses are Pathologists too. They spend more time with the dead bodies.
J) Henceforth, all staff of the national assemblies shall be referred to as senator and shall be paid as stipulated in the document that guides the remuneration of the elected senators.
k) Henceforth, a credit in pigeon English can be accepted in place of English language in Nigerian universities.
Native doctors, herbalists and traditional bone setters must hence forth be allowed to occupy the position of minster for health.
Position of Chief of army staff should be occupied by vigilante group members.
Hence forth, civil defence, road safety and man 'o' war should be entitled to the position of chief of defence staff.
Mechanics n electricians henceforth would be bona fide members n excos of Nigerian society of engineers.
This outrageous act of arrogance on the part of Nigerian doctors has become nothing short of discriminatory against other medical workers and downright sickening.
We must not allow such nonsense to continue, so to that effect we the Action for Fellowship for Orderlies, Accountants and nurses union. (AFO ANU) and Other Koncerned Paramedics Organisation (OKPO), have come up with the following demands in the following sectors....
A) All cabin crew should be allowed to fly the aircrafts in Nigeria
B) Henceforth, gatemen are eligible to be appointed as chief of defence staff
C) That the midwives should be allowed to perform C/S on any relative of the federal executive council that might require this surgery
D) That henceforth, that any super eagles' supporter who has watched up to 5 games live should become the chief coach and be entitled to all allowances.
E) That the patent medicine dealer should be eligible to be appointed chief pharmacist.
F) That any orderly who has spent at least one year equivalent of post basic nursing training in a specialized ward be referred to as specialist and be paid specialist allowance. Afterall, the auxilliary nurses have being enjoying all the entitlements of the B.Sc nurses since the Gowon's regime.
G) That driving license shall be granted those who have ever played Need for speed past the first stage.
H) That the appointment to the office of the chief judge of the federation and minister of justice shall not be limited to LLB holder, but open to all staff in the ministry of justice. Afterall, all of us don judge case at one point or the other in our lifetime.
I) Morticians and people who wash corpses are Pathologists too. They spend more time with the dead bodies.
J) Henceforth, all staff of the national assemblies shall be referred to as senator and shall be paid as stipulated in the document that guides the remuneration of the elected senators.
k) Henceforth, a credit in pigeon English can be accepted in place of English language in Nigerian universities.
Native doctors, herbalists and traditional bone setters must hence forth be allowed to occupy the position of minster for health.
Position of Chief of army staff should be occupied by vigilante group members.
Hence forth, civil defence, road safety and man 'o' war should be entitled to the position of chief of defence staff.
Mechanics n electricians henceforth would be bona fide members n excos of Nigerian society of engineers.
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funny and hahahaha
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